love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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