we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
it glows. i had to have it.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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