Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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