would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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