Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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