Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
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