On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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