White coat. Heels.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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