she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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