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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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