if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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