did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
