When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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