Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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