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Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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