Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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