question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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