I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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