I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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