Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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