I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Randomize
