That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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