Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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