Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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