I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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