ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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