I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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