I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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