We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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