thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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