i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
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