Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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