god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
