is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
is it fun? or sober?
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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