who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
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