Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I just googled if crying burns calories
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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