I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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