remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
where are you?
Hypothermia
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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