today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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