it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Do you have feelings for this penis?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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