i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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