That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
she told me i tasted like america
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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