Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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