you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
tell me about the fingering
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