Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Are we still banned from the library?
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Randomize
