But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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