i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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