i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Randomize