sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Randomize
