i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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