The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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