It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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