I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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